Today, I was in Zoe, a very high end boutique in DUMBO and I tried on these Miu Miu Mary Janes. I literally heard Suze Orman's yelling in my head, felt my heart palpitate and had to think about not being able to feed my future children in order to put them down. The problem is everything is on sale, marked down from $865 to $259!!!! Someone please buy them so that I can live vicariously through you. Lastly, I am slowly realizing that I may have a very real addiction to pretty things that adorn my feet. Help!
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If you're just NOW realizing you got a shoe problem, you need to take your addiction and get delivered from Jesus.
Uh..I just heard a report that essentially said,
"Suze doesn't know everything and sometimes she just wrong. Dead wrong."
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